My sister (true to her profile) shows up with the sunrise. Nevermind, I have been chasing a jacktail bail jumper for a week. Who did she bring with her? You guessed it. Her fat friend Connie Sue. Connie Sue has a thing for me. Trouble is, I didn't dig fat girls in high school. Now, I don't dig fat women. Connie Sue wouldn't be half bad looking if she would get that blubber off. My friend and fellow hunter, Dylan, suggested I give her what she wants. According to him, she will then turn her attention elsewhere. I doubt it. I suggested HE give her what she wants. After a few curses followed by multiple yuks, he proclaimed that she wasn't seeking his attention. Whatever. You would think my sign 'no fat women allowed' would deter her. I will be on the hunt again soon. This one is a woman. You don't expect an attractive little college girl to commit a crime, then jump the bail her daddy posted. Appearances can be deceptive. Such is the life of a hunter. Such is life period.
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